I think I've just seen the worst of FP

"Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon" (apancake) 04/06/2017 at 15:22 • Filed to: WTF

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Seriously, what’s up with this guy?

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Is he language blind?

Hint: IGNORE ME

Jcarr > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 04/06/2017 at 15:29

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Hot takes all around.

EL_ULY > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 04/06/2017 at 15:29

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Both seem professionally on par FP level, sorry buddy.

No need to be so hateful and angry about automobiles. Smile and have an internet cookie :]

smobgirl > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 04/06/2017 at 15:31

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If I wanted to read FP commentary I’d visit the front page...

crowmolly > Jcarr 04/06/2017 at 15:34

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It’s like the bombing of Dresden out there.

BeaterGT > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 04/06/2017 at 15:35

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Seems like a well-deserved reply to me.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > EL_ULY 04/06/2017 at 15:37

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Oh, now I would really like a chocolate chip cookie....

misfitmascots > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 04/06/2017 at 15:37

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Which one are we talking about? This is why I don’t go to the FP.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 04/06/2017 at 15:38

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Shitposts using 9 f bombs. Doesn’t like shitpost response. Hmmm.

Wacko > EL_ULY 04/06/2017 at 15:40

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EL_ULY > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 04/06/2017 at 15:41

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not just chocolate chip, but those gooey ones with the chunky blocks instead of tiny chips. I have a rad recipe that leaves them gooey and uses Hershey’s Kisses. I’m on a strict self imposed Colin Chapmanism with my body right now and can’t enjoy cookies but sooooon

EL_ULY > Wacko 04/06/2017 at 15:45

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ALWAYZ

CalzoneGolem > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 04/06/2017 at 15:45

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I’m not sure which of you is worse.

fintail > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 04/06/2017 at 15:49

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Anyone who uses “wage slave” should be sent to a guillotine or gulag. Seriously.

Future next gen S2000 owner > EL_ULY 04/06/2017 at 15:49

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The day the cookie monster gives away cookies is the day the universe is broken.

ttyymmnn > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 04/06/2017 at 15:55

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You can catch more bees with honey than with vinegar.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > fintail 04/06/2017 at 16:09

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What’s wrong with ‘wage slave’?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 04/06/2017 at 16:15

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I don’t think his reply was any more extreme than yours.

ThePenguin > EL_ULY 04/06/2017 at 16:17

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I usually reserve this reply for Alfa 33 Stradales but...

HHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGG

DrScientist > EL_ULY 04/06/2017 at 16:18

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chocolate chip cookies (or chocolate chunk as this may be) are the best cookies.

there is no argument.

EL_ULY > DrScientist 04/06/2017 at 16:19

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tru fax!

EL_ULY > ThePenguin 04/06/2017 at 16:20

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pretty much equal amounts of mega radness!

EL_ULY > Future next gen S2000 owner 04/06/2017 at 16:20

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it’s not impossible.... but ya never know :]

ThePenguin > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 04/06/2017 at 16:21

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This is the Challenger Demon article I’m guessing?

I’ll say the same this I said to someone else. Jalopnik reports car news. Dodge releases a new bit of information every week. Therefore expect a new article from Jalopnik every week. Blame Dodge for this annoying weekly stream of articles.

At the end of the day its a cool fast car. Enjoy the fact that it is being made even if you wouldn’t buy it.

Shoop > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 04/06/2017 at 16:27

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It’s a way to demean hard work. Its used by people who haven’t worked a day in their life to put down people who put in their 8 hours a day to support their family.

fintail > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 04/06/2017 at 16:36

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It’s one of the most obnoxiously douchey phrases possible, usually by those who are pretending to be wealthy (usually via the lucky birth club), but are actually “wage slaves” themselves.

Viggen > EL_ULY 04/06/2017 at 17:19

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All these cookie posts from you remind me of the Oppo NSFW days

TheHondaBro > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 04/06/2017 at 17:20

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You know what? I’m going to say that this entire car is a fucking joke. It’s for idiots who can’t fucking drive and can’t fucking operating thier own fucking vehicle. This is the fucking drag racing equivalent of a fucking Nissan Juke.

Fuck Fuck Fuck.

Do you teach at an Ivy League institution? 

Viggen > crowmolly 04/06/2017 at 17:20

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Ooo best metaphor I’ve seen in years.

Viggen > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 04/06/2017 at 17:22

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Welcome to the FP, where only one in eight is likely to make a quality comment.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 04/06/2017 at 17:43

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Welcome back Jdrentarol...

interstate366, now In The Industry > Viggen 04/06/2017 at 18:04

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I think you’re being a bit optimistic there.

Viggen > interstate366, now In The Industry 04/06/2017 at 18:19

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To be fair, the majority of the time when I’ve made comments, I get intelligent replies back. Granted I usually post on Black Flag or answer people’s questions on Foxtrot Alpha.

Biased Plies > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 04/06/2017 at 18:21

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THAT’S the username I was looking for. The style of shitposting was eerily familiar but I couldn’t for the life of me think of the username. Thank you muchly.

Chuckles > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 04/06/2017 at 20:48

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This deserves all of the stars. Although, even Jdrentarol probably never made 6 posts in one day about going to the damn dentist.

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 09/07/2017 at 15:43

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Shitpost or not your post showed unintelligent ramblings on the FP, and we all know the FP is FULL of unintelligent ramblers. Don’t put yourself on some high horse because it was a joke, you wrote fuck multiple times and insulted a car by saying all the drivers were bad. People take notice. Do you think there are no challenger fans on the FP? They love this car, you were looking for someone to bait and you know it.